Today i don't feel like doing anything ,
i just wanna lay in my bed ,
don't feel like pickin' up my phone ,
so leave a message at the tone ,
cause' today i swear i'm not doin' anythin
'
i'm gonna kick my feet up ,
then stare at the fan ,
turn the tv on ,
throw my hands in my pants ,
nobody's gon' tell me i can't ,
i'll be lounging on the couch ,
jus' chillin in my snuggie ,
click to MTV so they can teach me howda dougie ,
cause in my castle i'm the freakin' man ,
oh oh yes i said it ,
i said it , i said it 'cause i can ,
(repeat stanza 1)
tomorrow i'll wake up do some P90X ,
meet a really nice girl some really nice sex ,
she's gonna scream out "This is Great" (Oh My God ! This is Great)
yeahh ! i might mess around and get my collage degree ,
i bet my old man would be so prouda me ,
but sorry pops you'll just have to wait ,
oh ! oh !
(repeat stanza 4)
(repeat stanza 1)
no i ain't gonna comb my hair ,
'cause i ain't goin' anywhere ,
no no no no no no no no no no
ohhhhhh
i'll just strut in my birthday strait ,
and let anything hang loose ,
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ,
(repeat stanza 1)
FINISH :* KBYE .